Bob : I got 100 marks in school today!
Dad : Wow, that's wonderful! What did you get the hundred marks for??
Bob : 30 for Maths,5o for English and 20 for Science..
Mom : That's bcause you haven't eaten and your stomach is empty, so it's hurt.
Elly :Now I know why my math teacher always has headches.
His head must be EMPTY..The frantic mother telephoned the doctor late one night.
"please come immediately," she said" My five years old son just swallowed a rubber eraser"
"I'll come as soon as I can" the doctor reply.
The worried mother asked "What should I do in the mean time?"
"use liquid papper" the doctor comment.
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